Love & Hip Hop NY Ep. 509 Recap: Spoke When Spoken To
Apparently we’ve reached the maximum threshold for a character on a Mona Scott show to be presented as reasonable within a season arc, because Yandy Smith was mainlining haterade. Yandy was suspicious...
View ArticleLove & Hip Hop NY Ep. 510 Recap: #CreepSquad
Guys, someone save Cyn from the sociopathic clutches of Cisco. I am so serious. She deserves so much better than this. Why can’t she find a good man or woman to give her a burrito bowl? Can we start a...
View ArticleLove & Hip Hop NY Ep. 511 Recap: Why Is Charlie Murphy Here?
This week’s episode, if nothing else, taught me what kind of relationships Keyshia Cole wails about on her songs. Can anyone reason with me as to why it would be a good idea for Mynameismyname* to...
View ArticleLove & Hip Hop NY Ep. 512 Recap: Say Yes Ma’am!
Ladies and gents, we have now seen Rich Dollaz walk into a NYC public bathroom twice in the past four weeks. I’m one incident away from starting a Change.Org petition. Let me not get ahead of myself....
View ArticleLove & Hip Hop NY Ep. 514 Recap: ”Beasting Beyond Beastability”
I’ve decided to ride out this points system til the end of this NY run. As always, the points are absolutely arbitrary and almost exclusively beholden to my chicken levels at any point in time. Without...
View ArticleLove & Hip Hop NY Season 5 Reunion Recap (Part 1): Who Asked You, Erica?
I’m foregoing the points system today as I have a rant to get off of my chest – namely, that Erica Mena is a bird of the highest order. Ms. Fresh Azimiz’ aviary skills are almost unprecedented at this...
View ArticleRemy Ma & Papoose Are The Black Love I’ve Always Wanted But Never Knew I Needed
My earnest devotion to the Love & Hip Hop franchise is quite well documented. When it comes to the general thoughts that consume me any day of the week, it goes… 1. Ranking various chicken...
View ArticleA Primer On Bitchassness Courtesy of Love & Hip Hop New York
On Monday nights, VH1 broadcasts Love & Hip Hop New York (LHHNY) bringing to us the shenanigans of a beloved group of super-villains, all of whom are on the “cusp” of fame and dangling their legs...
View ArticleIt’s Official, Love & Hip Hop New York Made Me A Fan of Papoose
I’ve been a watcher of the Love & Hip Hop franchise for years now. I dedicated real life space to the Hollywood cast, was marginally invested in the New York cast until the past few seasons thanks...
View ArticleCardi B’s New Mixtape…Isn’t As Bad As You Thought It Would Be (It’s...
I think it’s fair to say that my appreciation for consumption of entertainment of the avian element is quite well documented. My favorite celebrity couple is Cam’ron and Juju. Close second? Remy and...
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